Thursday, April 28, 2011

What is Going On Under DIA? Part I

Is the New World Order located under DIA? I was recently given  access to secret tunnels under Denver International Airport that are not open to the public. Thanks to my inside source, John Hedrick, we spent hours driving the tunnels under the Jeppesen Terminal and all three concourses – A, B and C - in an electric golf cart. In addition, thanks to John, we explored areas BEYOND these four main structures and this is where it gets interesting.

For today, some photos from this exploration. Keep in mind that these may be the first published photos ever of these restricted areas. (A recent check of Google and Yahoo revealed that photos of these tunnels and underground caverns areas apparently do not exist.) CLICK ON PHOTOS TO ENLARGE.


One of the claims made by conspiracy theorists is that “these shafts are huge and run along adjacent to the tramline on both sides. So, there are two of these huge shafts large enough to fit a two-lane highway in there. There are every few openings into and out of the tram shaft, but at the end of them, going out into this 50 square miles of acreage is a huge steel door that would facilitate the entrance of a great big truck.” This is that tunnel. On the other side of the wall on the left is the train tunnel and, straight ahead, there is indeed a huge steel door in the distance behind me. Where does it go? What is its purpose? More on this later… 



Another claim is that the open area under DIA is massively large - large enough for a city. I can't argue with that. Much of the reason is that it houses the failed BAE Automated Baggage System. I was amazed at the amount of BAE carnage located throughout the underground system. Dead conveyors, elevators, carts, baggage bins, etc litter the tunnels. In the photo above the overhead conveyors are remnants of this "advanced" system that never worked and was abandoned.


This door is monitored by a security camera at the upper left. What is behind this door? What evil lurks behind its cold, metal frame?

More photos and videos to come. This investigation has only just begun...


Stan Monroe

Sunday, April 24, 2011

EASTER SERMON: Is the Shroud of Turin Authentic?

The Shroud of Turin is the most scientifically tested religious relic in existence. Decades of radiocarbon dating, pigment testing, material testing, biological studies and medical forensics have been performed on this fabric. Has science proved that it is authentic? Has science proved that the image on the Shroud represents that of only one person – Jesus of Nazareth? 
Some claim that it has. The arguments go something like this, “Scientists cannot prove that it is a fraud” and “Scientists cannot figure out how the image got onto the linen fabric, therefore, it must be supernaturally authentic.” The first argument is certainly true and the second statement is true in the sense that scientists do not know conclusively how the image got onto the fabric. Therefore, we must conclude that the image on the Shroud is that of Jesus, right? 

No. We must remember three key features of the scientific method that are relevant here. First, those who claim that the Shroud is authentic have the burden of proof, not the skeptics, therefore, the first statement is scientifically invalid. Scientists do not have to prove that it is a fraud – and they can’t. It is believers who must prove the authenticity of the claim by providing positive evidence to support the claim. Second, to say that there is no scientific explanation for the image, and therefore, it must be authentic is a textbook example of the logical fallacy known as the “argument from ignorance.” Proponents tend to take the position that the Shroud is authentic until proven otherwise. This is unscientific. The Shroud must be considered a fraud until proven otherwise. It cannot be considered authentic by default. And third, testimonial claims regarding supernatural events are unscientific. It does not matter how many people say it is a supernatural artifact and it doesn't matter how many people sincerely believe it. Only positive, empirical evidence in support of the proposition matters from a scientific perspective.

So, in order to prove that the Shroud of Turin represents the image of Jesus, proponents would have to provide evidence to prove four key elements of this claim. First, they would have to prove that Jesus actually existed. (For the purpose of this discussion we will grant this.) Second, they would have to prove that the Shroud dates back to the time of Jesus. Third, they would have to prove that of the thousands of people executed by the Romans in the first century, this Shroud came from only one of these people – Jesus – at the exclusion of all others. And fourth, they would have to prove that the Resurrection of Jesus is a factual, historical event. Now here is the stunning fact. None of the scientific studies conducted thus far back up these claims. The evidence does not support the claim that the Shroud of Turin ever wrapped the body of Jesus.

The focus of scientific studies has been on determining the date of the fabric. Proponents have failed to prove that it came from the time of Jesus, and more importantly, they have provided not a single shred of evidence to support the key idea that, of the thousands of people crucified in ancient times, that it came from only one person – Jesus. Keep in mind that just because the image on the Shroud shows the kind of injuries described in the Bible, the Bible is a collection of testimonial claims and cannot be used as evidence for or against authenticity. Second, if the Shroud is a fraud, then the forger simply created an image that included all the elements described in the biblical narrative. Scientific studies have not proven that the image came from only one person – Jesus.

But the next crucial question is this – is the Resurrection a scientifically/historically verified event? Do we know with any reasonable certainty that Jesus was miraculously raised from the dead and still lives to this day? No. As stated before, the biblical claims that this event occurred are nothing more than claims – the testimonials presented in the Bible do not serve as evidence that this supernatural event actually occurred any more than the claims of modern televangelists serve as evidence that any supernatural events occur today.

But if the Resurrection actually occurred it would be easy to prove, after all, Jesus would be factually alive today. He might be conducting speaking tours, have his own YouTube channel, and have more FaceBook friends than Lady Gaga and President Obama combined. In other words, we have no evidence that Jesus is alive today and there is certainly no evidence that he survived death 2,000 years ago.

So, in a nutshell, while dozens of studies have been conducted on the Shroud, not a single bit of evidence shows that the image represents just one person – Jesus - and no empirical evidence exists to show that the image is the result of a supernatural event – the Resurrection. Proponents who wish to prove that the Shroud of Turin is authentic have a long road to travel on this one.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

What Your Pastor Won't Tell You: Paul Did Not Write Ephesians

When your pastor quotes from the various epistles of Paul during his Sunday morning sermons, you naturally expect that Paul wrote these words. Why would it be otherwise? But in fact, it is otherwise. For six of the letters attributed to Paul - Ephesians, Colossians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 & 2 Timothy, and Titus – it is doubtful that Paul wrote these. In fact, these are likely to be forgeries.

Ephesians - Early Manuscript
When looking at the Epistle of Paul to the Ephesians, for example, the consensus view among biblical scholars is that Paul did not write it. That’s right. Experts of all faiths and denominations have come to this conclusion and this problem is taught in seminaries. In fact, your pastor is likely aware of this problem but, for obvious reasons, is keeping his mouth shut about it.


For example, According to the New American Bible: "Since the early nineteenth century much of critical scholarship has considered the letter's style and use of words (especially when compared with Colossians), its concept of the church, and other points of doctrine put forward by the writer as grounds for serious doubt about authorship by Paul."

A number of specific peculiarities rule out the idea that Paul wrote Ephesians. Among these peculiarities are:

§  The language and style are different from the known Pauline works. Ephesians contains 40 new words, e.g. 1:3 "heavenly places"; "family, or fatherhood" (3:15). 1:19 has four different words for "power"; Eph & Col use a different word for "reconcile" from Paul's word (Col 1:20, 22; Eph 2:16).
§  Eph copies Col at many places. Eph has 155 verses, 73 of which are copied from Col: e.g. Eph 4:1-2 = Col 3:12-13. Eph 5:19-2 = Col 3:16-17, Eph 6:21-22 = Col 4:7-8.
§  Eph takes many key ideas from Col.  including Wisdom and Mystery. The word of truth. Gospel of salvation. Saints of God.
§  Eph also refers to most of the other letters of Paul. In many ways it seems like a summary of Paul's ideas, written by a disciple of his, and brought up to date for the Church of his own time.
§  Metaphors, or illustrations in Paul are turned into actual objective realities in Eph (and sometimes in Col also). E.g. faith, gospel, word of God, reconciliation, salvation, our resurrection and glorification, the Church as the Body of Christ, Minister, Saints of God.
§  Eph shows that the Church is becoming an advanced and powerful universal institution (rather like the Church today). In Paul's time there was no universal Church in that sense, but only informal gatherings of individual believing communities.
§  Eph contains no mention of charismatic gifts. It looks as if they have disappeared from the church, to be replaced by ordained ministers.
§  Eph shows Jesus acting on his own account and by his own authority. In Paul's letters, Jesus always acts on God's behalf and with God's authority.

The puzzling part is this. While there is wide consensus that Paul did not write this book  and near universal consensus that he did not write books such as 1 and 2 Timothy, why the secrecy? It is likely that your pastor knows this, but is not willing to pass this information on to members of the flock. It seems to me that any detailed and meaningful conversation regarding the Epistle of Paul to the Ephesians must begin with a discussion of Paul’s doubtful authorship. This should be a part of Bible Study 101 and not a topic that is brought up by busy-body skeptics.

So while I may be accused of speaking Satan’s lies, we should ask ourselves who is actually lying here. If we know that these words were not written by Paul, why do we continue to quote these words as if they were? Someone from antiquity wrote these words while claiming to be Paul and this little thing called science has called them out. My suggestion. The next time you hear your pastor say, “According to Paul in Ephesians…” you should lift up your hand and challenge him by saying, “Did Paul actually write that?”  MORE INFO...

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Does the Human Soul Weigh 21 Grams?

Despite the notion that “faith” is the belief in people, concepts or things in the absence of evidence or in the face of contradictory evidence,  people of faith quietly hope that their beliefs will be vindicated through legitimate, scientific means. This is why expeditions to find Noah’s Ark occur on a regular basis and why stories of “documented” miracles regularly spread through the internet.



As such, people of faith are inclined to enthusiastically spread memes that purport to show evidence of supernatural phenomena from the world of medicine.  One such instance centers on the idea that the weight of the human soul can be measured via the scientific method. Has this occurred? Has this claim been investigated using the full weight of scientific reasoning? Has science proved that the human soul has weight?

The modern basis for this belief originated with an experiment by Dr. Duncan MacDougal of Haverhill, Massachusetts in 1907. After he and a team of doctors performed weight measurements on six dying subjects, he determined that the weight of an average soul was 21 grams. Using a specific methodology and publishing the results, he found that the average human body weighed 21 grams less after death than before. And there you have it – proof that the human soul can be measured with the tools of science and shown to exist!

ORIGINAL PAPER BY DR. MACDOUGAL

Not so fast. As it turned out, Dr. MacDougal’s methods were shoddy and soon proven to be inaccurate. First, the sample size was much too small – only six subjects. Second, the doctor and his assistants were unable to detect the exact moments of death – a key factor in these experiments. Third, his methods for measuring weight changes were crude and unreliable. Fourth, his methods failed to account for other, more pedestrian, explanations for unexplained weight loss. And finally, his findings were never duplicated in follow-up experiments performed by other scientists – a key requirement of the scientific method.

Now of course, people of faith will raise many objections upon reading this. “Well, maybe the weight of the soul is beyond science.” This is false, of course, because weight-changes in material objects are exactly what science is qualified to measure. “Well, the standards of science are too strict for supernatural claims.” Scientific standards of inquiry, which have resulted in everything from the eradication of polio to the rise of smartphones, should not be relaxed when confronted with supernatural claims. “Science cannot prove that the soul doesn’t exist.” True, science can only show that specific claims regarding the soul are false. And all supernatural claims, when put to the test, fail to convince. Not a single supernatural claim has withstood scrutiny. Ever.
   
Does the soul weigh 21 grams? The evidence does not support this conclusion.   MORE INFO: Does The Human Soul Have Weight?

Friday, April 15, 2011

Paul is Dead?

Wow, I cannot believe the "Paul is dead" rumor is still alive. Many believe that Paul McCartney of the Beatles died in 1966 even though he (or an impostor) recently met with President Obama. COMMENTARY: Paul McCartney - like Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones - may look like he has been dead for decades, but he is still quite alive.  PHOTO GALLERY - Paul Is Dead Conspiracy


Paul may look dead but...

Monday, April 11, 2011

Is The Stanley Hotel Haunted?

Anyone who has ever seen the 1980 psychological horror flick, The Shining, is familiar with the iconic Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado. Located just a short drive from Rocky Mountain National Park and featuring a stunning panoramic view of the Rocky Mountains, the Stanley Hotel is a favorite destination for travelers to the area. But it also has one more claim to fame – it is allegedly haunted.

                   Stanley Hotel: February, 2011

The haunting claims are many and varied:

Kitchen staff have reported to have heard a party going on in the ballroom, only to find it empty. People in the lobby have allegedly heard someone playing the ballroom's piano; employees investigating the music supposedly find nobody sitting at the piano. Employees believe that particular ghost is of Freelan O. Stanley's wife, who used to be a piano player. In one guest room, people claim to have seen a man standing over the bed before running into the closet. This same apparition is allegedly responsible for stealing guests' jewelry, watches, and luggage. Others reported to have seen ghosts in their rooms in the middle of the night, simply standing in their room before disappearing.1

But there is nothing like photographic evidence to cement a spectacular claim. This photo from 2009 shows the “ghost” of a child in one of the hotel’s windows. “OK, the room number is 1211. Last Friday, there was a single man checked in that room who was part of a business conference. That doesn’t mean he DIDN’T have a child with him, but it is unlikely that he did.” 2

                                 Ghost at the window

Now, I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble, but photographic “evidence” is about the weakest evidence imaginable. Besides the very likely fact that the boy in this photo is probably quite alive, there is simply no logical justification to conclude that a dead person is staring at the camera from a vacant 2nd-floor room. The evidence does not support this conclusion.

But I am aware that in our modern age, superstition still rules the day and the belief that dead people roam freely in old houses is still commonplace. Afterall, if you were dead and managed to free yourself from the confines of time, space, and the laws of physics, wouldn’t you spend your free time stomping on floors, slowly opening doors, and making sad little “ooooooooh” sounds in the darkness of night? Of course you would!

Did Nostradamus Predict 9/11?

Did Nostradamus predict 9/11? Of course not. Before 9/11 happened did anybody read the writings of Nostradamus and realize, “Hey – look! According to Nostradamus, New York City is going to be attacked on 9/11/2001!” No. If you don’t know about an event BEFORE it happens, then it is not a prediction. People after-the-fact claimed NoDam predicted it, but these are actually POST-DICTIONS, not predictions. (Duh!)


This is why End Times prophesy is bogus. Not a single future event - with date and location - is predicted. (Imagine the Weather Man telling you that there will be a huge blizzard, but leaving out either the date of the future blizzard, the location of the blizzard, or both. The prediction would be useless.)


Nobody can predict the future unless they use proven scientific methods. All other attempts are either guesswork or just plain bogus. 


Stan Monroe

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Adultery Was the Least of Her Problems!


You've read the New Testament story of the woman who was caught in the act of adultery as outlined in John 7:53 through 8:11.  You know how the story goes – the scribes and the Pharisees brought before Jesus a woman who was caught in a compromising position with someone who was not her husband. It is a story of mercy, forgiveness, and genius. But guess what? John did not write it.


Actually, there are many problems with the Gospel of John, including the likelihood that it was not actually written by John the Apostle and the further likelihood that it was not even written by anyone who had actually met Jesus. But besides these problems, the story of the woman caught in adultery was actually not part of the original gospel – it was added by a later scribe. In other words, it was a forgery.

You see, as it happens, the original hand-written manuscripts of the New Testament no longer exist and have not existed for centuries. And while all available evidence suggests that the gospel was originally written in 90-100 CE (up to 70 years after Jesus’ death!) these original handwritten manuscripts no longer exist. Therefore, it is impossible to know what they originally said. But here is where it gets interesting. The oldest copies of the gospel that DO exist – from the 3rd and 4th centuries – do not contain the story of the adulterous woman. It is missing which leads experts to rightly conclude that it was added later by some busy-body scribe. In fact, the earliest manuscript which contains this story is the Latin/Greek diglot Codex Bezae of the late 4th or early 5th century.*

Now I am going to bet that your pastor or priest has never told you this. I am going to bet you have never been told that this story - which contains some of the most quoted Biblical lines of all time – was not written by the author of John, and is therefore, a forgery. It is understandable because, after all, it might just open a theological can of worms. On the other hand, perhaps your minister does not even know this truth about this story. But don’t fret – I got your back. This story was added by a later scribe who, for whatever reason, added words to the text that were not written by the original author.


Stan Monroe

Saturday, April 9, 2011

New World Headquarters at DIA?

Did you know that the headquarters for the New World Order is located under DIA? This massive underground complex includes an alien enclave, concentration camp and NWO command and control centers. Yawn. Whatever. This video gives an interesting synopsis, though…  VIDEO: NWO at DIA

Stan Monroe

Secret Societies to Take Over the World!

Conspiracy Theorists fear secret societies. These secret societies – including the Free Masons, the Illuminati, the Elders of Zion, etc. - are allegedly bent on the creation of a New World Order. Has anybody noticed that, since these secret societies are centuries old and have not met their goals, they must not be very good at the whole world-domination thing?

Stan Monroe

THE END IS NEAR!

THE END IS NEAR! Is anybody brave enough to actually admit that they expect to magically disappear on May 21st? Come on - fess up! THE END IS NEAR

Yeti Science Institute?

A local government in the region of western Siberia in Russia is considering founding an entire institute for the scientific study of yetis — otherwise known as bigfoots. (I guess nobody got around to telling them that these creatures are IMAGINARY!) YETI SCIENCE INSTITUTE

How to Stage a UFO Hoax!

HOW TO STAGE A UFO HOAX: This video shows how to stage a UFO hoax that looks almost exactly like the recent Lafayette UFO Incident. The only difference is 5 lights instead of three. (I am posting "Part 2" because it contains all of the relevant info concerning this hoax.) HOW TO STAGE A UFO HOAX

Antibacterial Soap Necessary?

Is Antibacterial Soap Really Necessary? It has always bothered me that Madison Avenue always finds more creative ways to sell us junk we don't need, and Antibacterial Soap is a perfect example... ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP NECESSARY?

Amazing Psychic?

Check out this incredible stunt. This guy appears to be psychic. If he messes up this stunt, Ejiah Wood & Rachel Hunter will get their hands impaled with metal spikes! VERY DIFFICULT TO WATCH! Is this guy psychic?  HAND STAB STUNT

The Well to Hell

The Well to Hell. “After drilling 9 miles down into the ground, Scientists in Siberia punched through to Hell. They actually recorded the screams of the damned.” This story is a hoax, but it was taught as true by TBN and here by Creflo Dollar. (IMPORTANT: Fast-forward to 4:20.)  WELL TO HELL

Little Green Men

ARE LITTLE GREEN MEN REALLY OUT THERE? Don't waste your time with the pseudoscience of UFOs, "ancient astronauts", the Roswell Incident or Area 51. Look to the real science - SETI.  SETI

New Bigfoot Sighting?

Once again a new Bigfoot video has surfaced. As usual, the blurry quality of this March 22 video, along with the suspicious circumstances, illustrate why "sightings" of such creatures (along with UFOs, ghosts, etc.) are not scientific, never serve as evidence, and prove nothing.  BIGFOOT SIGHTING

Reality?

You have successfully explained, in great detail and precision, the nature of your imaginary reality.

Nuclear Holocaust 12,000 Years Ago?

REALLY?!? I just heard John Moore on "conspiracy radio" 1360 AM claim that a nuclear holocaust occurred on earth 12,000 years ago! PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS STUFF? I swear, some people have no filter - they believe any crackpot idea that enters their air space!

Parallel Universes - Cow Issues!

If there are, indeed, an infinite number of parallel universes, and if a great number of those universes are identical to ours, then somewhere out there, there is a lot of cow tipping going on!

Super Carburetors

With oil prices again creeping upward, conspiracy theorists are claiming that the government, carmakers and “big oil” have conspired to keep alleged high-mileage super carburetors off the market. Don’t you believe it!  HIGH-MILEAGE CARBURETORS

World's Greatest Guitarist Myth

 If you are a guitar aficionado, perhaps you have heard this story: “During a Tonight Show appearance, Jimi Hendrix proclaimed Phil Keaggy the greatest guitar player of all time.” Although Keaggy is considered a top guitar player by Guitar Player Magazine, Hendrix did not admit it on the Tonight Show.   GREATEST GUITARIST MYTH

U.S. Government Behind Japan Earthquakes?

The conspiracy theories are flying! The Japan earthquake was not a natural disaster - OUR GOVERNMENT DID IT WITH A NEW WEAPON! Of course they did. A large mass of dudes in black coats conspired to wipe Japan off the map. In secret. Which is obviously not a secret. Whatever!  US GOVERNMENT CAUSED JAPAN QUAKES

Misjudgment Day - May 21, 2011

Let me be the first to propose two new holidays: Misjudgment Day (May 21) and Told Ya So Day (May 22).

Zombie Attack in Boulder!

Zombie attack in Boulder: ZOMBIES ARE COMING!

Judgement Day - May 21st

I am ready to tear "Judgement Day - 5/21/11" a new one!

Amazing Fact?

HAVE YOU READ THIS AMAZING "FACT" ON FACEBOOK? --"Sept 11th (NY) Jan 11th (Haiti) and March 11th (Japan).... Weird!" 


DON'T BELIEVE IT! The Haiti earthquake of 2010 happened on January 12 at 4:53 pm, not January 11th. Don't believe everything you read...



Pineal Gland: All-Seeing Eye?

Science tells us that the pea-sized pineal gland regulates sleep patterns in humans. Apparently, scientists are stupid. In fact, the pineal gland is an all-seeing eye that can connect us to other dimensions - it is the gateway to time travel and the stars!!! (Where do they get this stuff?)   PINEAL GLAND-ALL-SEEING EYE?

Mommy Must DIE!

DEATH AT DISNEY: Anybody notice that parents in Disney animated films have a tendency to be dead, killed or MIA? The body count is staggering! Nothing like popping a cap in mom to keep the plot line moving! Check it out…

Expert in Astrology

To be an expert in the metaphysics of astrology, that is, to understand the motions of celestial bodies and their relationships to human wants, needs and desires, is equivalent in importance to being an expert in the metaphysics of reindeer aeronautics and propulsion theory.

Great Minds?

“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” Stanley discusses all three.

Credible Bigfoot Sighting?

I am cleaning the kitchen (weird huh?) and an "expert" on the TV is reporting on a "credible" big foot sighting. Rule number 1: There is no such thing as a "credible" big foot sighting. (Or UFO sighting or ghost sighting.) If you do not have actual DNA from a huge, hairy, 7 ft biped, you have no evidence. No exceptions. Back to cleaning...

Colds from the Cold?

If I hear one more person say something like, "I caught a cold because I went outside without a jacket" I am gonna scream! The only way you can catch a cold is by coming into contact with one of 99 different cold VIRUSES. The temperature of the environment has NOTHING to do with it. NOTHING!

Hyper-Competent Government

Conspiracy theories rely on the myth of hyper-competent government - the idea that government knows all, sees all, and can can commit heinous acts - such as 9/11 - in secrecy. In truth, conspiracy theories are impossible because government incompetence in infinite.

Stradivarius Violin Secrets

What is the secret behind the miraculous sound of the Stradivarius violin? Is it the varnish? Is it the wood? None of the above. Blind tests performed from 1817 to the present have never found any difference in sound between Stradivari's violins and other quality violins. Once again, science triumphs over myth.

Critical Thinking Unnatural?

Critical thinking is a deeply unnatural act. We naturally believe in ghosts, ESP, the Bermuda Triangle, Loch Ness Monster, astrology, Nostradamus and The Fall. To question these things is unnatural. To believe in unseen forces, creatures and beings is a part of our biological makeup. To question such things raises us above our animal ancestry.

Chupacabra Mystery Solved

Chupacabra Mystery Solved! Scientists have now discovered the identity of the legendary animal that has long been thought to suck the blood of livestock and goats. Drum roll please.......It is a hairless raccoon!  CHUPACABRA MYSTERY SOLVED
What do Sasquatch, angels, alien abductions, ghosts, Noah's Ark, etc., all have in common? In order to believe they exist, you must "take someone's word for it" that they exist. Strip away the testimonials from such claims and what actual evidence do you have left? Nothing. Zilch. It's all...  Sasquatch Sighting

Children Must Be Stoned!

As you attend church today and learn about proper family values, keep an eye on your kids. The Bible commands that disobedient children must be put to death by stoning. (Deuteronomy 21:18-21). Remember: Torturing naughty children is not just a good idea. It's the law of Moses!  Children Must Be Stoned

New World Order at DIA

Did you know that the headquarters of the New World Order exists underneath Denver International Airport? This organization will usher in the 2nd coming of Christ. Where do they get this stuff?
This may be a first - the images of both the Virgin Mary AND Jesus have been found on the same edible food product - a piece of candy from Toledo, Ohio. SWEET JESUS!


MARY AND JESUS ON CANDY!

Miracle Diet Plan!

Book Review - The O2 Diet: The Cutting Edge Antioxidant-Based Program That Will Make You Healthy, Thin, and Beautiful. GIVE ME A BREAK. How about THIS diet plan: EAT LESS, EXERCISE MORE.

Miracles?

In case you missed it, the Virgin Mary made three miraculous appearances at the end of 2010! Yeah! Instead of working important miracles like curing breast cancer or ending poverty, she prefers to make cameo appearances on globs of melted candle wax!

The Meaning of Life?

I heard on the radio this morning that the meaning of life is summed up in eight simple words: Worship God or He will torture you forever. Does that really sum it up? NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE!

Woman See Jesus in MRI

"Woman sees Jesus in her MRI." --CNN. Call me silly, but if Jesus really wanted to appear to humans, would he really use cheap parlor tricks? Instead, maybe he should start a YouTube channel, create a Twitter account, or open a FaceBook page. Look what it did for Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber!

Bigfoot Institute

Scientists in China's Hubei Province have announced they are creating a team to search for Bigfoot. COMMENTARY: Real scientists do not search for Bigfoot. Pseudo-scientists do!

Man From Monkeys?

Darwin never said that man evolved from monkeys. Evolutionary scientists don’t claim that man evolved from monkeys. Certain religious groups cannot seem to get this right...

The End Is Near!

The End is near - May 21, 2011. That's right. According to a group of Christians the rapture will occur on 5/21/11 and the world will be destroyed on 10/21/11. <Yawn> Wake me when it's over...

An NPR mind in a TBN world.

An NPR mind in a TBN world.

Reality?

Any resemblance between your reality and actual reality is purely coincidental...

And Your Point is?

I can see your point but you are still full of shit...